0% Match, 100% Enemy
Gonna get my katana
I ain’t scared
Find my brass knuckles
and my throwing stars
Rustle up my nunchucks
and my javelin
bring out my crossbow
put the arrow in
cause I’m ready to fight,
I can go all night
I looked you up and what did I see
We’re 0% match, 100% enemy
You’re not my soulmate
You’re not my love
It’s time to put on
My boxing gloves
You watch bad movies,
You are a racist
Your views disgust me
And I’m proud to say it
I’m searching for someone
But you’re not that guy
Get out of the pond,
I’ve got bigger fish to fry!
cause I’m ready to fight,
I can go all night
Don’t mess with me, see?
We’re 0% match, 100% enemy
You’ve got a fetish
too bad for you
I’m not gonna make your
sick fantasies come true!
Just try to come over
You’re in a world of pain!
Just try to cuddle
I’ll scramble your brains!
cause I’m ready to fight,
I can go all night
Don’t mess with me, see?
We’re 0% match, 100% enemy
You wanna buy me a drink?
I’ll have another
Get drunk off of liquor
Makes me fight better
Cambodian wonder
Lightning and thunder
Crashing upon you
Rips you asunder!
Don’t come around me with that attitude
I’ll waste you, dude!
Don’t come around me with your wack style!
I’ll feed you to the crocodiles!
cause I’m ready to fight,
I can go all night
Don’t mess with me, see?
We’re 0% match, 100% enemy
Boyfriend Vs. Boyfriend: Boyfights
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I’m Not Your Intern
Oh baby I’m not your intern
I don’t work for free
Honey if you want me to put in work
You better pay up, pay up, you better pay me!
You said that I would learn a skill
But all I’ve learned from you
Is how to run your game on a cute young thing
And take credit where it isn’t due
Oh baby I’m not your intern
I don’t work for free
If you want me to put in work
You better pay up, pay up, you gotta pay me!
Get your own coffee, I’m not your page
Your words don’t fool me, try a living wage
Ooh the labor laws that you’ve ignored
Don’t make me post em up on the bulletin board!
Oh baby, I’m not your intern
I don’t work for free
If you want me to put in work
You better pay up, pay up, you better pay me!
white girls (you can’t say that)
Juicy juicy ooey gooey blender brenda gaga
Basic rappers rap like this, so I had to holla
I put that on the internet, got famous but I’m amateur
Lazy rapper represent, you ain’t got no swagger girl
Yeah you can say some words but you don’t even make them rhyme
I wrote a million songs already, check out my tumblr sometime
Girl you ain’t no auteur, so you grew up on welfare?
Join the club, bt dubs, your rhymes belong in daycare!
Squooshy gushy floozy oozy friendly spender brah brah
Basic rappers rap like this, so I had to holla
Loosey goosey buoy floor wendy glenda rasta
Basic rappers rap like this, so I had to holla
Chewy chewy Gary Busey axis mundi blah blah
Basic rappers rap like this, so I had to holla
Stussy Blousy googly oogly aprendendo nada
Basic rappers rap like this, so I had to holla
(I Don’t Wanna Be Your) Girlfriend
You call me up, quarter to three
Say your thinking about getting serious with me
You want to know now if it’s yes or no
But I say that’s it’s late and I’ve got to go
Cause I don’t wanna be your girlfriend
no I don’t wanna be your girlfriend
oh I just can’t be your girlfriend
no I can’t possibly be
no no it just can’t be me
we can go one date maybe two
take a little trip that’s not hard to do
but if you’re lookin for more i’m not the girl who can give it to you
oooh ooh, ooh ooh oh
you can hang out with me when i’m watchin tv
but all you wanna do it talk to me
your father was distant, that’s your excuse
for why you act like a jerk and you talk like a douche
remember when you said I don’t know why I act this way
when you blew me off or you showed up late
I can’t make you happy how I do know
because you told me yeah you told me yeah you told me so
no I don’t want to be your girlfriend
girlfriend
girlfriend
Please don’t make me be your girlfriend
girlfriend girlfriend
I just can’t do it I just can’t do it
You can be so mean and I never know when
So don’t bring it up yeah don’t ask me again
I’d rather go to hell
don’t go ringing my bell
Oh I’d rather stare at the ceiling
Than listen to you talk about your feelings
Oh I’d rather jump off a bridge
Or shave my head, or cut my wrist
Than put up with the way you kiss
Yeah baby I can’t stand the way you kiss
no I don’t want to be your girlfriend
girlfriend
girlfriend
I don’t wanna be your girlfriend
girlfriend girlfriend
I just can’t do it I just can’t do it
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But Why Choose?
Ask My Boyfriend Goes on a Date
Q: Do you want to snuggle?
A: Ask my boyfriend.
Q: Do you want to kiss?
A: Ask my boyfriend.
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